The Fabulous Bob Archive

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Solar Zapper
We Can't Stop Shrinking!

*New* Song Monkey

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney's Heart in: Night Games
Anvil!!!
Jesus C. vs. You-Ess-Ay! YOU-ESS-AY!! USA!!!
Fung Shoy
Telekinetic
Iraq Attacks!
Disputed Territories
Brood-Leeches are People, Too!
Scarily Good!
Smartiac vs. George W. Bush
Cheney
Shaolin Soccer!!!
Just Baseball
Keep Smoking
Goin' After the Creationists
Terminator 5: Skynet Triumphant
The Pooper
Fuck
Cancer
Schrodinger's Fridge
BtAF's Loving Tribute to the Greatest Space Adventure of All Time...
Spider-Flower or Spider-MENACE?
Good Hitler
The Show
WWJD?
Space Adventure!
Fly on the Wall
Cubeputer v. The Compusphere
Jetpack!
The Vegetarian's Dilemma
Golf Cops
Canada Wins the Gold!!!
The Machine
Float
Truck Jam!
Microneers vs Cancernauts!
Lord o' the Ringz
So... What's the Deal with You, Man?
Club
Blob Attack!
Gratitude
Rice Roll Long Donut
Passed Over
Sleeping With the Fishies
Bob vs. Money
Cake
As Yet Untitled Cartoon about Monster Glasses
Movie Rant
Serious Matters of State
Bob's Classic Literature Sequels: The Old Man and the Sea 2
drtz!
The Mirror

September 11, 2001
Drawing on the Left Side of the Brain
Boobs
Hoop Dreams
Still Drunk the Next Morning
The Borg from the 27th Century
BtAF's Classic Literature sequels: Atlas Shrugged 2: One Hour Later
Bob the Angry Flower's 2001 Sci-Fi Report
Run Riot
Cram It! vs. Zest
The World's
Idle Noodling
Before the Vacation
During the Vacation
All Right, Enough About the Vacation
Abu Saayaffirmative!
Two Cards
ANTS!!!
The Difficulty of Working Through Plot Points
Slapping the Shit out of George W. Bush!!!
More U.N.
Soft War
Noir
Alma Mater
Biollante the Angry Flower in "Biollante is Destroying the City!"
Mind Shirt Follies
Train Action Movie!!!
I Wanna be a Powerpuff Girl!
A Delayed But Long Overdue Tribute to the Beautiful Engineers and Scientists of the NEAR/Shoemaker Team

Sleepy
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 2
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 3: The Attack
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 4: The Council of Evil
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 5: The Betrayal
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 6: The Worst Place on Earth
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 7: War!!!
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 8: The Summit
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 9: The End, Part 1
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 10: The End, Part 2

* Boring Old Cartoon About a Golem, and No, I'm Not Gay * NASA's Big Problem
* Not really new anymore * Only 4 Different Kinds of KIWI?

Homosexual Robot Cop
Yay Christmas!
Testing the Ol' Will Power
Spooky Investigator
Shoes
Full, Pouty Lips
You Cheap Piece-of-Shit PAINTBRUSH!!!
Asteroid 2030
Freddie the Flying Fetus and Stumpy are: Action Squad Beta
Bravely Coping with Cancer
Let's Go Skateboarding!!!
Pet Shop Noise
Shopping for a Bookcase
497 Days Since I Last Said "I Love You"
4!
I've Been Nominated?
A Short Cartoon About Curry and a Bank Robbery
The Time Looker-Forward Tube
Yes
Eclipse
The Blair Witch Genome Project
The Trial of Bob the Angry Flower
The Again Return of Legendary Funnyman Story Guy
I'll Get The Tongs
The Moment
Assimilation
1-900-Volcano
Smooth
The Slump
Private Citizen
Science Vs. Religion
Ow!
U-Boat! Sing U-Boat!!
Fully Armed
Laser Pilot
Bob the Angry RoboGalactic MegaBrain
Stopped
This "Internet" Thing
I Am Hitler
Passport Office
Stumpy in: Stumpy's Week
Donny Most, Superstar
Attempts to Reconcile Quantum Physics with Relativity
Bob Gets Big Black Boots, and the Consequences Thereof...
Bob Dies Again!
Beautiful International Diamond Thief Trap
Look Out, Ladies!
Round Trip
You Want a Billion Dollars!
Attraction
Red Tape
Go Digital

January 1st, 2000
The Return of Sinistar
The Prodigal Idiot

Hospitality
My Ride
Telus
A Week in L.A.

DEEP Inside Kofi Annan
Up!
Say Hello to my Newest Obsession -- A Rhino-shaped Model Rocket!
A.I.
What Does a Giant Squirrel Have to Do With Angryflower.com?
The Man Behind the Curtain
Hear My Plea
Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Idiots
I've Decided It's Time to Get a Grip on my Fixation on Robots
The Path of Most Resistance
Rock Climbing
Made Small
Learning
MODOK, etc.
After You, Devereux!
CHI-nese Ninja WAR-rrior, and here's the song.
Enclosed
Just In Case
Freddie the Flying Fetus in: Ask Me About It
Lying to the Loan Officer
The Continuing Adventures
Those Bongo-Playing Idiots Outside my Window
Gornar!
Fine Dining
He... Shoots!
The Will
Another Outing
The Sweet, Simple Pursuit of Mayhem
1999 Minus 15
Diminished
8 to 6
The Tourist
Visitors from the 8th Dimension
The Inner Light
Coffee With Sinistar
God... This Mini-Danish is AMAZING!
Featuring the Most Relaxing Classical Musical Album in the World... Ever!
Benefits
As the Whole World Watches...
The Miracle of Life
The Difference Being
Work Smarter
Oginga Odinga

Conference
Two Days
Sweat and Brow
An Addition to My Way of Thinking
Bob's Amazing Trip Through Time Part 6
Laz
de Bergerac
Who Is Fastest?
Precarious
Bought
How Do You... Like... Come UP With This Stuff?
Building the Perfect Psychic Dummy Head
Pep Talk
What Color is Your Anvil?
Let's Take a Look at the Fun Brigade!
Diplomacy
Not Really State of the Art
Under U.N. Auspices
Osama Bin Laden!!!
Damn Those Girls
Time For Some New Friends
Brainstorming at Zombie City Hall
Everybody Loves Jello!
Talibantastic!
Appearances Can Be Dead On
A Sunday Drive
Magnetic South
Plural's
Party Favor
Yes You Can
In Arrears
Coping
Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation
The Facilities
More Romantic Problems
Putting His Affairs in Order
The Precipice
By This Hand Betrayed
Fear Soup
Empathy
Higher Ground
Some Ways of Making Money
Supposing Bob Lived in an Evil Monarchy...
Coming Soon To A TV Near You
Why We have Unions

Edmonton Sun, 1998

Sayonara SUN
The Seduction
Everything's OK
A Highly Questionable Tale From Bob's Past
The Fray
Seven Minutes in Tibet
Thus Spak Zarathustra
Karaoke Kracker

Edmonton Sun, 1997

A Christmas Mystery
In Which Bob Goes to New York and Takes In a Neil Simon Play After Beating Up U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan!
Bees and Bob Don't Mix, Oddly Enough
Vive La Revolution
He Walks Beside Me
Playin' Durty
How Ghost Stories Get Started
A Brief Comment on the Value of Poise
Rhetorical Flair
Some Words of Consolation
Must See
Yum Yum Yum!
Nobody Wants to Be Lectured by an Invisible Cow
When Smartiac Commands
M.I.A.
The Return of a Character Nobody Really Wanted to See Again!
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The Obligatory Day-In-The-Life Strip
Bad Call
Copy Wrong
When Yer Right, Yer Right
The Past... and Beyond!
Keep the Change
Such a Cutie!
The New 'Do
With Great Power...
A Crisis of Faith
A Friendly Chat
Fabricated
I Fought th' Law

See Magazine

Inca Dinka Doo

Fresh Roasted Peanuts
Those Were the Days
P.h.D in Psychiatry
Status Symbol
They Help Your Legs To Bend
Menace Marine
Get The Word Out
A Worse Curse
Nor The Slings
Spofford, Texas
Trouble at Home
Ride Like the Wind
The Puppet Master
The Hat of Love
Erzatz
Accuracy in Throwing
The Man Who Did Nothing But Quote Star Wars
In the Middle of the Night
The Evil Business Guy Made of Butter
A Mystery So Ancient
"Laurentien" Lead
Dopelganger
Uke Fever
Competitive Rates
The Empty White Truth of Death
Clap Trap
Total Deadline Pressure
Old, Dear, Valued Friends
Limited Palette
The Prisoner's Dilemma
R.C.R.P
Why Doesn't Bob Hang Around Flowers?
The Flower Who Cried Wolf
A Deed that is Good
Tip of the Tongue
Iscariot's Dilemma
That Instant of Moral Decision
Sensible Decision
The ITM
How to be Respected
Storytime
Terrible Outcomes
Learning the Hard Way
The Price of Scorn
Responsible Citizen
Wingin' it (Slur)
To the Victor Go the Spoils

Gateway, 1995-96

Later
Drive the Bus
Aqua Relax
Block (Slur)
Introducing Remora Joe
Battles a Half-Empty Plate of Food!
A Light Snack
Lending a Helping Hand
Therapy
Artistic Concern
Breakfast Treat
Drugs Drugs Drugs
Puppy and Militia
Science Marches On
He Really Doesn't Like Him!
The Coolest Guy on the Hill (Slur)
Onomatopoeia
For the Kids
One Small Small Step
On Tha Street
The Joy of Learning
At the Bar (Slur)
The Cube Root of 500
Skills
Achilles' Heel
What Goes Around, Stays Around
No Tip
Helpful (Slur)
Na Cl (s)
The Challenge
Almost on Time

Solstice, 1995

The Brotherhood of Darkness
Late Night (Slur)
Patented Ratchet-Load System
The Patriots
Gotta Buy a Shovel
To Annoy (Slur)
It's Over
Plum B ing
Ephemerality

Gateway, 1994-95

Self Image
Quality Health Care
Regret (Slur)
The 2nd Oldest trick in the Book
Wheels
What's Proper
Bad Dreams
The Search for Acceptance
Habits
In the Stars
L'Autobus
Big Plans
The Death of Bob the Angry Flower
Objection Noted
Denuded
A Time of Solitude
Old Foes
Deep Issues
The Morning Routine (Slur)
Sales Success a la Meteor
Shark in the Pool
Stereoscopy Stereoscopy
The Abduction

Solstice, 1994

Vs. the Vegans (Slur)
Blame it on the Rain
Takes a Bite Out of Crime
Joins the Circus
Goes Through Customs
Plantae
Enter Freddie, Parts 1 and 2

Solstice, 1992

Dealing With Feeling
Comes Home Late
Plays Chess
The First One Ever

Full-Pagers

Easier Said
Customer Service
Mail Order
Festival Season
Discretion
Holiday Spirit